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I showed this to my mother. Our conversation went like this:
MOM: What is that?
ME: Apparently, a dog.
MOM: No it’s not. That’s a cotton ball.

I showed this to my mother. Our conversation went like this:

MOM: What is that?

ME: Apparently, a dog.

MOM: No it’s not. That’s a cotton ball.

(Source: suspiciously)

posted 4 days ago with 344 notes   via: sweetcrazyyanderegirl   source: suspiciously    reblog
cuteness-awaits:

machikono:

in case someone needs aoba’s first-aid skills to fix something.
anything, literally just anything. aoba will fix it. trust me. over 100 satisfied customers all over the world. feel free to use

we might need more for this

cuteness-awaits:

machikono:

in case someone needs aoba’s first-aid skills to fix something.

anything, literally just anything. aoba will fix it. trust me. over 100 satisfied customers all over the world. feel free to use


we might need more for this

posted 4 days ago with 5,856 notes   via: xxsuzuxx   source: machikono    reblog

The preacher asked her, and she said, “I do.”
The preacher asked me, and she said, “Yes, he does too.”

posted 1 week ago with 1 note    reblog

I am apparently known as “the quiet one with the loud socks.”

posted 2 weeks ago with 1 note    reblog

I got to blow-dry a sloth today. My life is complete.

posted 2 weeks ago with 5 notes    reblog
noizybunnyboy:

THEY FOCUSED ON CLEAR WHEN AOBA ASKED ABOUT FAILED EXPERIMENTS
THEY PUT THE CAMERA ON CLEAR AND HAD IT STAY ON HIM
THE ENTIRE TIME AOBA WAS ASKING WHAT TAE MEANT BY FAILED EXPERIMENTS
GOLLY GEE, WHAT ON EARTH COULD THEY BE IMPLYING THERE?!?!

noizybunnyboy:

THEY FOCUSED ON CLEAR WHEN AOBA ASKED ABOUT FAILED EXPERIMENTS

THEY PUT THE CAMERA ON CLEAR AND HAD IT STAY ON HIM

THE ENTIRE TIME AOBA WAS ASKING WHAT TAE MEANT BY FAILED EXPERIMENTS

GOLLY GEE, WHAT ON EARTH COULD THEY BE IMPLYING THERE?!?!

posted 3 weeks ago with 2,483 notes   via: dramatical-no-homo   source: noizybunnyboy    reblog

So I hand-feed cownose rays three times a day, and every now and then one of them accidentally bites me. Today, I demanded of one, “do you bite my thumb at me, sir?”

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

posted 3 weeks ago with 427,702 notes   via: fullmetalpotterhead   source: jeremymcbitchin    reblog
bicatperson:

Team Blinking Light by ErinPtah
The former-intern desert-walking mountain-climbing dream team! Dana Cardinal, the Erika formerly known as Vithya, and Maureen.Dana got well-supplied back in the Dog Park, thanks to Scouts with trebuchets. Vithya is really enjoying being two or three feet taller than everyone else. All Maureen can say is, she had better be getting course credit for this.
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bicatperson:

Team Blinking Light by ErinPtah

The former-intern desert-walking mountain-climbing dream team! Dana Cardinal, the Erika formerly known as Vithya, and Maureen.

Dana got well-supplied back in the Dog Park, thanks to Scouts with trebuchets. Vithya is really enjoying being two or three feet taller than everyone else. All Maureen can say is, she had better be getting course credit for this.

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Comic | Fic journal | Art gallery | Blog

posted 3 weeks ago with 61 notes   via: bicatperson   source: bicatperson    reblog

alanmorlock:

Guardians of the Galaxy (1995)

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(Source: livetests.info)

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otakudreaming:

Samezuka Inked Boys

All arts made by rilPB

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Personal trainer, Delivery boy, Firefighter, Barista. Which Makoto is your favorite? ≧ω≦

(Source: seihanndas)

posted 3 weeks ago with 8,572 notes   via: animehead   source: seihanndas    reblog
hallulawy:

This is sort of like they got lost in the night, and Haru found an oil lamp somewhere. Makoto is hiding behind him and everybody is worrying their heads off but Haru.

hallulawy:

This is sort of like they got lost in the night, and Haru found an oil lamp somewhere. Makoto is hiding behind him and everybody is worrying their heads off but Haru.

posted 3 weeks ago with 80 notes   via: causeofdeathmakoharufeels   source: hallulawy    reblog

African penguins are adorable, but their vocalizations sound like a donkey trying to play the recorder.

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